Hey! We're Mark & Diane 👋

First-time homeowners from Salt Lake City who got a bit too obsessed with curtain motorization. Now we're documenting everything so you don't have to make the same mistakes we did.

🏔️ Salt Lake City, Utah
👶 Parents to Emma (3)
🐕 Copper's Humans

Our Story

Three months ago, we bought our first home in Salt Lake City. It was exciting, terrifying, and came with exactly zero window treatments. We quickly learned that "budget-conscious first-time homeowners" and "14 windows that need curtains" don't mix well.

Mark got a quote for professional motorized curtain installation: $2,300. Diane laughed, then cried, then started Googling. Turns out, with some patience and a willingness to make mistakes, we could do it ourselves for under $500.

Fast forward to today: our entire home has smart, motorized curtains. Emma (our 3-year-old) thinks all curtains should respond to voice commands. Copper (our golden retriever) has learned to stay away from the motors. And we've saved $1,820.

"We started this blog because we kept getting questions from friends, family, and random people at Home Depot. If we can help other families make their homes smarter without designer budgets, we're doing something right."

— Mark & Diane

Why Curtains?

Great question. When we moved in, we realized curtains were going to be our biggest expense. Rather than just buying cheap ones and calling it a day, we researched motorization, rail systems, fabric types, and accessories.

We discovered that most guides were either too technical (written by installers trying to upsell you) or too vague (Pinterest pretty but zero actual details). We wanted something in between: real numbers, real mistakes, real solutions.

Now we understand the difference between U-Rails, I-Rails, and Traditional Rods. We know which accessories actually matter (and which are just upsells). We've tested blackout vs room-darkening fabrics. And we've made motorization feel less scary.

Our Utah fixer-upper — 3 months in and counting

Quick Facts

🏔️ Location
Salt Lake City, UT
🏠 Time in Home
3 months
💰 DIY Savings
$1,800+
🪟 Windows Motorized
14

The Family

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Mark — The measurement guy who writes the guides
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Diane — The budget guardian who keeps us realistic
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Emma (3) — Chief curtain tester & voice command enthusiast
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Copper (5) — Quality control specialist (golden retriever)

What We Stand For

These aren't just values on a wall. This is how we approach every project, every guide, and every recommendation.

Budget-Conscious

We prove you don't need designer prices for designer results. Every project includes our actual costs.

Real Testing

We try everything in our actual home with our actual family (and dog). No sponsored fluff.

Approachable

No jargon, no gatekeeping. If we can do it with a toddler running around, you can too.

Community First

We share our failures as openly as our wins. Learning together is what it's all about.

The Humans Behind the Curtains

(And yes, we count Copper too)

Mark Benson
THE MEASUREMENT GUY

Handles the technical stuff, writes most of the guides, and makes dad jokes that Diane pretends not to laugh at. Once measured a window three times and still ordered the wrong size U-Rail.

"If I can figure it out with a YouTube tutorial and Emma climbing on my back, anyone can do this."
Diane Benson
THE BUDGET GUARDIAN

Keeps our projects on budget, handles the photography and design, and is the reason we didn't just hire professionals. Also the first to suggest "What if we just try it ourselves?"

"The first time Emma voice-controlled her curtains, I knew all those late nights were worth it."
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Emma (3) & Copper (5)

Emma is our chief curtain tester and voice command enthusiast who thinks all homes work like ours. Copper is our quality control specialist who tests every floor surface for comfort and supervises all installations from his favorite napping spots. Both remind us daily why blackout curtains were worth every penny.

Ready to Start Your Own DIY Journey?

Check out our guides and see how we transformed our Utah fixer-upper one project at a time. Spoiler: it involves a lot of curtains.